So I was readin' a story in the Trawna Star on these here jernal things. Boogs they call 'em. The feller at the Star said anybody could publicate their own boog and it don't cost nothin'. I figger I'm as much an anybody as anybody else so what the heck. They say these here boogs is where you can tell it like you see it and the whole gosh darn world can read what yer thinkin'.
Helloooo world. This here's JimBobby comin' at ya with my boogity-boog-boog-boog.