Whooee! I like watchin' them pundidiot fellers an' gals onta the CNN Capital Gangster Show on Saturday evenin's. They got themselves that smiley-faced feller Bobby Novak what spilled the beans on the CIA spy lady Valerie Plame an' they got that little munchkin-lookin' gal Margie Carlson that's onta the lefthand side o' the fence an' that there Katie O'Beirne who sounds like she'd like t' take over Monica Lewinsky's position under Dubya's desk in the oval office an' that white-haired ol' Al Hunt that looks sorta like a Kennedy an' the guy what usually runs the show is the pudgy one with the big specs, Mark Shields.
One o' the things them there Capital Gangsters do at the end of every show is this thing they call the Outrage o' the Week. Since I aim t' be a bigtime booger in the Canajun boogeysphere, I thought I'd do a little copycattin' on that idee an have me an Outrage o' the Week an' since I been boogin' fer about a week now, I'd better get at it if I'm gonna do it. So this is it.
What's got me so mad I could chew nails an' fart tacks is this here bizness 'bout these rotten bastards that's killing them there baldy eagles out there in BC an' choppin'm up fer parts. So far, they found 26 o' these here mutilated eagles an' who's t' say there ain't more what ain't been found yet. I see now that a First Nations bunch an' a township bunch has pooled their dough an' are offerin' up a reward o' $4,000.
Now from what I hear tell, these sumbitches that's doin' the eagle murderin' is sellin' the big feathers an' the clawfeet as sum sorta souvenirs or fer their magical powers an' these here bird parts fetch a pretty penny in the black marketplace. I think it'd be a good idee if that there reward money could be more than the measly $4,000 an' mebbe the providential gummint or the gummint o' Canadee could get in on the act an' raise up the bounty on these here dickheads that's killin' them eagles.