This here Colby feller uses a lotta big words an' I don't catch on to a lotta his blatherin'. He's goin' on about some sorta IM an' somethin' called RA. I thought maybe it was somethin' to do with radioactive instant messaging but it's way better. Ol' Colby sez some big chess playin' champ got all lickered up an' pissed on the chessboard right in front of a buncha chess fans. Guess that made fer some excitement an' by the Jesus boys we knows that chess ain't exactly the most excitin' sport they ever invented.