Watchin' the TV can be torture. Specially when yer watchin' ol' Dubya or that there dickhead Cheney feller rattlin' on 'bout freedom an' liberty an' killin' an' hatin' an' stoppin' queers from gettin' hitched. Or when yer watchin' them despret housewives. As if that ain't torture enough already, some limey TV guys are gonna put on another one of them there reality shows. They say this is gonna be like Gitmo only instead a bein' captured an' held forever, the torturees are gonna be volunteers an' they get let off if they live. I've heard tell of these here S&M places where preverts go to get all whipped by fat ladies in leather undies. Guess it'll be kinda like that.