How Much is That Watchdog in the Window?

Whooee! Well, Canadee's Ethics Commissioner come out with his report on ol' Judy Sgro this week an' he din't clear things up too much. I seen where ol' Eddie Broadbent sez BernieBoy's not up t' the job an' there's lots o' other remembers o' parliment an' pundidiots all pilin' on ol' Shapiro, so I figgered I'd join in the fun. I wrote me a little song t' the tune o' the ol' Patti Page number called How Much is that Doggie in the Window.

I recorded up an' audio mp3 file o' me singin' fer yer lissenin' pleasure. It's a short one this time so it's only 'bout 825 kb.

How Much is That Watchdog in the Window?

How much is that watchdog in the window? (arf! arf!)
Ol' Bernie Shapiro's his name.
How much is that watchdog in the window? (arf! arf!)
For a watchdog, he seems awfully tame.

He spent a hundred and seventy thousand dollars,
Investigatin' ol' Judy Sgro.
His report's got me hot under the collar,
Was she guilty? We still don't know.

How much is that watchdog in the window? (arf! arf!)
The one who ain't black and ain't white.
How much is that watchdog in the window? (arf! arf!)
His bark is as soft as his bite.

I read in the paper 'bout AdScammers (roof! roof!)
An' corruption places high up.
We need a tough watchdog to protect us, (grrrr!)
Shapiro's a cudd-l-y pup.

How much is that watchdog in the window? (arf! arf!)
Was she guilty? He just couldn't say.
How much is that watchdog in the window? (hnyhh, hnyhh, nyhhh)
Was she guilty? It's all shades of grey.

Here's the audio.

Yores trooly,
JimBobby