Whooee! I was watchin' ol' Lloyd Robertson onta the TV last night an' he was tellin' a tale what got me all in a lather 'bout ol' General Adrienne Clarkson an' her gang o' goons up t' Reedough Hall. Ol' Lloyd sed that there was this here group o' younguns takin' a guided tour o' the Reedough Hall when one o' the kids asked 'bout the lady that spends all the money fer her majestic Queen Lizzabeth o' Canadee. When the goon that was leadin' that there tour heard what the young feller sed, he throwed the whole bunch outta Reedough Hall like they's sum sorta terrists.
Yesterday I was talkin' in this here boog 'bout another lady general that bein' General Sheila Fraser an' today I'm growsin' 'bout this here General Adrienne. I don't want the gals readin' this here boog t' get the idee that ol' JimBobby's got sumpin' agin lady generals cause I ain't. I think boy generals ken do dumbass things, too, but right this minit it's a coupla lady generals is actin' all stoopidlike.
That youngun never got the answer t' his question an' I think he deserves to know where ol' General Clarkson spends the hard-earned cash she gets from ol' Pryminister Fartin' Martin an' the other remembers o' parliment. Ol' Stevie Harpoon's bin all quiet on the western front 'bout this here General Clarkson on accounta them there conservatives is all fond o' traditional stuff like boy-girl marryin' an' bowin' down t' ol' Queen Liz an' her brood o' inbred younguns.
That there youngun learnt hisself a lesson 'bout free speechifyin' an' it wern't the sorta lesson oughta bin taught at the Reedough Hall. Now I see that that there youngun's school wants t' toss'm out on his ear fer gettin' them kicked outta the Reedough Hall. Ain't that sum lesson that there princypal is givin' t' that there young feller?
I'm thinkin' if ol' Stevie wants a good place t' toss his harpoon it'd be at ol' General Adrienne's backside an' I seen in this mornin's newspaper that Harppon's talkin' tuff 'bout this here budget vote that's comin' up soon. Mebbe ol' Harpoon an' B.Linda an' PeteyBoy Mackay ken get themselves all on the same side o' the fence an' tell ol' Fartin' Martin he's gotta put the kibosh onta ol' General Clarkson an' her high an' mighty free speech killin', million dollar spendin', luxury trip takin' an' all round snooty-tooty attytude. That there's the sorta thing that would get Canajuns behind ol' Harpoon an' his bunch.