Sunday, December 16, 2012

Christmas Song: The Tories Are Gettin' Nuttin' for Christmas

Whooee! Well, friends an' foes, I figgered I'd better post up a little ditty for Christmas. Here goes:


The Tories Are Gettin' Nuttin' for Christmas

Oh, Steve's gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Canadian voters are mad.
Steve's getting nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause Steve ain't been nuttin' but bad.

He sold the tar sands to Chinese;
Somebody snitched on Steve.
To ship our oil overseas;
Somebody snitched on Steve.
Thirty-nine percent's a majority;
In Steve's version of democracy;
There's no accountability;
Somebody snitched on Steve.

Oh, Pete's gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Canadian voters are mad.
Pete's getting nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause Pete ain't been nuttin' but bad.

Pete lied about the price of planes
Somebody snitched on Pete.
He thinks Canadians don't have brains
Somebody snitched on Pete.
He looked right in the voters' eyes
And told a bunch of dirty lies
Never did apologize
Somebody snitched on Pete.

Jason's gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Canadian voters are mad.
Jason's gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause Jason ain't been nuttin' but bad.

He won't be seeing Santa Claus;
Somebody snitched on him.
He made new immigration laws
Somebody snitched on him.
No healthcare for the refugees;
He'll lock up child detainees
He's got no human decency;
Somebody snitched on him.

Oh, they're gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Canadian voters are mad.
The Tories are getting nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause they ain't been nuttin' but bad.