tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-107535362024-03-16T03:08:17.282-04:00JimBobby SezIf you don't like my way o' writin', jest change the channel.JimBobbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04603665575714484326noreply@blogger.comBlogger442125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10753536.post-17952893584191280642013-02-21T10:22:00.003-05:002013-02-21T10:48:19.709-05:00When #cdnpoli Spambots Run RampantWhooee! Well, friends an' foes, I ain't been doin' too much Blogger boogin' lately on accounta I been mostly tweetin' on Twitter (the crack cocaine of social networking). This here boog is all about how Twitter sometimes gets overrun by nefarious spambots an' how I work around that troublem.<br />
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FWIW, complaining to Twitter support has had zero effect and there are just too darn many of these automated bots to report every one as a spammer. I did try a couple days ago and reported about 100 of 'em to no avail.<br />
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Most avid tweeps use some sorta third-party client to manage their tweetin' -- like TweetDeck or Hootsuite. I typically use Hootsuite and have a column dedicated to the Canadian politics hashtag, #cdnpoli. When the spambots run rampant, my #cdnpoli column looks like this:<br />
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As you can see, the proliferation of spambots makes the feed pretty much useless.<br />
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TweetDeck ain't any better:</div>
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Now, my workaround ain't ideal but it at least makes it possible to indulge my addiction to #cdnpoli. During the bot blitz, I go back to basics and use Twitter without any third-party thing. I have a saved search for #cdnpoli and by selecting "Top" as the filter, I get a feed that looks like this:</div>
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No bots at the top of the list. As I said, it ain't perfect but it at least makes #cdnpoli somewhat usable.</div>
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The bot blitzes usually last for a couple hours. After the blitz, I revert back to Hootsuite.</div>
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<br />JimBobbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04603665575714484326noreply@blogger.com23tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10753536.post-91181933524272106672012-12-16T11:26:00.001-05:002012-12-16T11:26:05.728-05:00Christmas Song: The Tories Are Gettin' Nuttin' for ChristmasWhooee! Well, friends an' foes, I figgered I'd better post up a little ditty for Christmas. Here goes:
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<b>The Tories Are Gettin' Nuttin' for Christmas</b><br />
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Oh, Steve's gettin' nuttin' for Christmas<br />
Canadian voters are mad.<br />
Steve's getting nuttin' for Christmas<br />
'Cause Steve ain't been nuttin' but bad.<br />
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He sold the tar sands to Chinese;<br />
Somebody snitched on Steve.<br />
To ship our oil overseas;<br />
Somebody snitched on Steve.<br />
Thirty-nine percent's a majority;<br />
In Steve's version of democracy;<br />
There's no accountability;<br />
Somebody snitched on Steve.<br />
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Oh, Pete's gettin' nuttin' for Christmas<br />
Canadian voters are mad.<br />
Pete's getting nuttin' for Christmas<br />
'Cause Pete ain't been nuttin' but bad.<br />
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Pete lied about the price of planes<br />
Somebody snitched on Pete.<br />
He thinks Canadians don't have brains<br />
Somebody snitched on Pete.<br />
He looked right in the voters' eyes<br />
And told a bunch of dirty lies<br />
Never did apologize<br />
Somebody snitched on Pete.<br />
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Jason's gettin' nuttin' for Christmas<br />
Canadian voters are mad.<br />
Jason's gettin' nuttin' for Christmas<br />
'Cause Jason ain't been nuttin' but bad.<br />
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He won't be seeing Santa Claus;<br />
Somebody snitched on him.<br />
He made new immigration laws<br />
Somebody snitched on him.<br />
No healthcare for the refugees;<br />
He'll lock up child detainees<br />
He's got no human decency;<br />
Somebody snitched on him.<br />
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Oh, they're gettin' nuttin' for Christmas<br />
Canadian voters are mad.<br />
The Tories are getting nuttin' for Christmas<br />
'Cause they ain't been nuttin' but bad.JimBobbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04603665575714484326noreply@blogger.com60tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10753536.post-36000377628029720302012-11-19T14:04:00.005-05:002012-11-19T14:05:52.988-05:00JimBobby Sings The Ballad of Joanie Crockatt<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Whooee! Well, friends an' foes, <a href="http://letfreedomrain.blogspot.ca/2012/11/the-ballad-of-joan-crockatt.html">ol' Jymn over to Let Freedom Rain posted hisself a boog</a> where he sorta challenged ol' JB to come up with a little sing-song all about Joan Crockatt. Joan's the CPC candidate in the upcoming Calgary Centre by-election. She used to be on Power & Politics with Evan Solomon. Her voice kinda makes my hair stand on end - like Sarah Palin only worse.<br />
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Here's what I come up with:<br />
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<b>The Ballad of Joanie Crockatt</b><br />
<br />She's runnin' for parliament in Calgary<br />
Where the men are men and the markets are free<br />
The House of Commons is where she wants to be<br />
Sittin' next to Harper in a tea party.<br />
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Joanie, Joanie Crockatt<br />
Queen of the wild frontier.<br />
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Well, Joanie's got a voice like fingernails on glass<br />
She uses it to root for the upper class<br />
In Calgary the voters give Conservatives a pass<br />
So Joanie's probbly gonna kick some Liberal ass.<br />
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Joanie, Joanie Crockatt<br />
Queen of the wild frontier.<br />
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Joanie loves the tar sands and the pipelines, too.<br />
She's workin' for the oil boys, not for me and you<br />
She'll let the pipeline builders do whate'r they wanna do<br />
So the Chinese get their tankers full of black and greasy goo.<br />
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Joanie, Joanie Crockatt<br />
Queen of the wild frontier.<br />
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Joanie used to be a talking head on the TV<br />
She made a buck or two appearing on the CBC<br />
Spoutin' Harper's talking points as freely as could be<br />
It's a liberal media conspiracy.<br />
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Joanie, Joanie Crockatt<br />
Queen of the wild frontier.<br />
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<br />JimBobbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04603665575714484326noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10753536.post-75007619991081038862012-10-06T13:58:00.002-04:002012-10-06T13:58:36.432-04:00JB sings: "Where the Heck is Gerry Ritz"Whooee! Well, friends an' foes, I reckon ol' Gerry Ritz might be better off if he hides out.<br />
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<b>Where the Heck is Gerry Ritz?</b><br />
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If you're sick and you don't know<br />
what to do. Ate a burger, now you've <br />
Got a bad case of the shits<br />
Where the heck is Gerry Ritz?<br />
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The minister is on a hide away<br />
Dreaming up talking points to say<br />
To dodge the hits<br />
Where the heck is Gerry Ritz?<br />
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Doesn't want to make a public blooper<br />
Maybe E.coli has got him on the pooper (super duper)<br />
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Now, the opposition's serious<br />
Jumping up in Question Period<br />
The food system is on the fritz<br />
Where the heck is Gerry Ritz?<br />
JimBobbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04603665575714484326noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10753536.post-39945728436805610322012-07-01T11:56:00.001-04:002012-07-01T11:56:32.031-04:00Not an economist in 2008. Not an economist in 2012.<br />
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The American financial crisis has quickly reverberated on the campaign trail, with Conservative Leader Stephen Harper saying that the Canadian economy is surviving the turmoil and that fears of a recession are in the past.</div>
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"I don't think the atmosphere should turn to one of complete doom and gloom," Mr. Harper told reporters this morning as he kicked off the second week of the Conservative Party's re-election campaign.</div>
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"My own belief is if we were going to have some kind of big crash or recession, we probably would have had it by now."</div>
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Later today, Mr. Harper took his fight for re-election to economically banged-up southern Ontario, aiming to wrest away seats he needs for his majority from local Liberals.</div>
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Mr. Harper warned a crowd of about 600 party faithful in London that Ontario would be particularly hard-hit by Stéphane Dion's Green Shift, saying the carbon tax portion of the policy would hurt Ontario's manufacturing sector.</div>
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"The carbon tax will badly hurt the economy of Southwestern Ontario," Mr. Harper said.</div>
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But Mr. Harper may find himself with a challenge on that front, given the battering Ontario's manufacturing industry has taken over the past few years. He was also reminded in a Liberal advertisement released to the media yesterday of remarks uttered by his finance minister, Jim Flaherty, who said earlier this year that, if he was advising international investors on where to put their money, Ontario would be the last place.</div>
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The speech took place in the riding of London North Centre, currently held by Liberal Glen Pearson. Southwestern Ontario is seen as ripe territory for potential growth, often voting Progressive Conservative before that party merged with the Canadian Alliance. There are currently two Liberals, one Tory and one NDP representing London.</div>
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Mr. Harper's response to the collapse of a second large U.S. investment house Monday, and the opportunistic takeover of a third, comes as the Toronto stock market tumbled, the Canadian dollar continued to lose value and the price of oil closed below $100 U.S. a barrel for the first time in six months.</div>
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The TSX pared 515.55 points, as the demise of the Lehman Brothers brokerage and the sale of Merrill Lynch deepened worries about the U.S. economy and its impact around the world.</div>
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The Canadian market fell more than four per cent and is down 18.7 per cent from its most recent high June 18.</div>
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Mr. Harper said that, although there are significant problems in the United States, its economy is still resilient and not in recession.</div>
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"I wouldn't throw in the towel on any of this quite yet," he said.</div>
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Mr. Harper has pitched his party as the best-placed to handle turbulent economic waters, particularly in opposition to Liberal Leader Stéphane Dion's Green Shift, which includes a tax on carbon. However, his declaration that the fears of a recession are behind the country may somewhat undercut that argument.</div>
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Speaking in Ottawa, Mr. Harper used the U.S. financial crisis to argue that the ideas of his opponents are unworkable in the current climate.</div>
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"This is not a time for wild experiments and new taxes or grand new spending schemes," he said. "Governments must be able to act with prudence during a difficult economic time."</div>
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Mr. Dion shot back by suggesting Mr. Harper has been a rudderless economic manager who spent on election-minded gimmicks but led Canada's economy to a performance that lags even the troubled U.S.</div>
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Mr. Dion said the Liberal Green Shift would cut taxes on areas that would stimulate the economy - incomes, savings, and business profits.</div>
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"The difficulties in the United States are something that we worry about. But still, they are outperforming the economy of Canada today. Their first six months [of 2008]have been better than ours in terms of economic growth."</div>
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"Mr. Harper did nothing to prepare Canada [for]that. Nothing to invest in the productivity of our economy. Made bad choices regarding the way he spent - he spent more than any other government before him, but he built nothing," Mr. Dion said.</div>
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He said Canadian economic growth was slower than that in the U.S., and other G8 countries, in the first six months of 2008, and that Canada lost more jobs in July than in any month since 1991, when Brian Mulroney was prime minister.</div>
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He added later: "And what is the plan of Stephen Harper, anyway? It's the same mistakes that have been done under Mulroney. He spent a lot, he has no direction, and we are close to deficit and close to a recession."</div>
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NDP Leader Jack Layton pointed to the financial crisis as proof that Canada cannot follow in the footsteps of the United States, and cannot afford to elect a right-wing government.</div>
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"Events in the United States' financial markets are a clear warning about what happens when government doesn't do its job and deregulation goes too far. This is another example of why conservative governments are bad for the economy," Mr. Layton said.</div>
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William Robson, president of the C.D. Howe Institute, agreed with Mr. Harper that the Canadian economy remains relatively strong despite the economic turmoil south of the border. Still, Mr. Robson said the American financial crisis will certainly have an impact on Canada.</div>
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"They're raining on our party," he said.</div>
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Mr. Robson said he is encouraged that on the election trail, none of the major party leaders is promoting a return to deficits or opposing the Bank of Canada's low inflation targets. He said it is a sign of a growing maturity on the Canadian political stage, pointing out that the situation will not have an immediate effect on people's every day lives.</div>
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"When things get rough, it's the time to remember our long-term objectives," Mr. Robson said.</div>
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Before making his remarks, Mr. Harper announced a spending promise worth $147-million that would allow self-employed Canadians the opportunity to access maternity and parental benefits enjoyed by other wage earners who pay into the EI system.</div>
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"Ironically, self-employed Canadians who are successful and who create jobs must pay into the EI system on behalf on their employees, but cannot access those benefits themselves," Mr. Harper said. "This is not right."</div>
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Currently, self-employed Canadians cannot contribute to the Employment Insurance scheme and, thus, are not eligible to receive maternity benefits that other employees who do pay into the fund enjoy. Those Canadians eligible for maternity benefits and want to remove themselves from the work force to stay home with their newborns can receive a year's worth of benefits at around 60 per cent of their salary.</div>
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There are currently 2.6-million Canadians who work for themselves in the country.</div>
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The program would be funded by premium payments. It is another in a series of tangible announcements that the Conservative began making during the last election. They include notions like help for apprentices, GST cuts and other pledges.</div>
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Asked if announcement was an effort to attract female voters, Mr. Harper said it was a policy to respond to a real need.</div>
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In St. John's, Newfoundland, Mr. Dion unveiled a $250-million proposal for funding refits of fishing boats to make them more energy efficient, and argued that using less fuel will save them more as diesel-fuel costs rise than Mr. Harper's proposal to cut diesel taxes by two cents a litre in four years.</div>
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The same approach will make Canadian businesses more competitive, especially if corporate and personal taxes are cut, fuelling savings and investment, he argued.</div>
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"We need to cut taxes on the productive activities - on our income, savings, investments. On the investments the fishermen need to do to have good vessels - we need to cut taxes on that. And we need to shift it to pollution. And then it will be good for the economy because you will cut taxes on productive activities. It will be good for the environment because you out a price on pollution. As long as it is free, it will be difficult to reduce it," he said.</div>
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"And it will be good for the people, because we Liberals will cut taxes especially for middle and low-income Canadians. A family that is living with $20,000, they will receive $2400 of tax credits from the government."</div>
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Mr. Dion continues to be dogged by criticisms, even from within his own party, that his plan is not getting through to voters, who don't understand it and fear it's just another tax.</div>
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Monday, as he campaigned in St. John's, John Efford, the federal natural resources minister in Paul Martin's Liberal government, said most Newfoundlanders don't get it, and are wary about being taxed more.</div>
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"I can tell you the average person on the street doesn't understand the carbon tax," he told reporters.</div>
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Mr. Dion, however, insisted that it is good economics - and that Mr. Harper has focused on election-minded tidbits to attract voters. He didn't specify what he was referring to, although Mr. Harper has brought in a series of narrowly-targeted tax credits he promised in the 2005-06 campaign, for tradespeople's tools, kids sports programs, and bus passes.</div>
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"Stephen Harper is only concerned about the next day, the next poll, to show gimmicks to buy your vote for the next election. Never he's concerned about the next generation," Mr. Dion said.</div>
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<b>The Ballad of Steve Harper</b><br />
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Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named Steve<br />
Sneaky politician, dirty tricks up his sleeve<br />
The oil companies needed a man on the inside,<br />
So they bought a buncha votes and gave Ol' Steve a ride<br />
(To Ottawa, that is. Parliament Hill.)<br />
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Well the first thing you know old Steve's the PM<br />
The oil boys are happy 'cause he's workin' just for them<br />
Environmental rules was holdin' oil back<br />
So Harper killed the rules an' put the pipelines on the track<br />
(Fast track that is, supertankers, Chinese money)<br />
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Well now it's time to say goodbye to Steve and all his crew<br />
You've shown Canadians the kind of damage you can do<br />
You're not invited back again to this locality<br />
Since you took advantage of our hospitality<br />
(Big Oil's bitches, that's what they call 'em, <br />
Not nice folks. Get the hell out now, ya hear?)<br />
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I'm doin' my bit to keep the voter suppression scandal in focus. Here's a song I made over the weekend:<br />
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There's a couplafew high notes I couldn't reach up to on this here song so I hope you'll take 'em with a grain o' salt or maybe with a heapin' glass o' grain alcohol.<br />
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<i>By politicians lusting for power;</i><br />
<i>The backroom boys have their techno-toys</i><br />
<i>That would make your blood go sour;</i><br />
<i>The ballot boxes have seen sly foxes,</i><br />
<i>But the slyest they ever did see</i><br />
<i>Was on election day, the second of May</i><br />
<i>When they butchered democracy.</i><br />
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In two thousand eleven, for the forty-first time, Canadians lined up to vote,<br />
But some dirty tricks from some rotten pricks delivered a hell of a note,<br />
Nefarious brains launched their robo-campaigns designed to perplex and confuse,<br />
And keep opponents away on election day by a scurrilous, illegal ruse.<br />
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They gathered up lists of those who insisted they'd vote for the other guys,<br />
In a robotic way on election day, they launched their attack by surprise.<br />
They phoned up their foes and told them don't go to the poll designated before,<br />
They used misdirection to steal the election, turning politics into a war.<br />
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The scoundrels, it seems, used Republican means of out-and-out voter suppression,<br />
From their friends in the States, they learned how take over and rule by repression.<br />
They studied, took notes, on how to stop votes from going to Liberals or Dips,<br />
Without conscience or shame, ever shifting the blame, pointing fingers and flapping their lips.<br />
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Accusations were flying, democracy dying from disease more deadly than cancer,<br />
And up in the House, a pugnacious louse refused to provide any answers.<br />
Del Mastro the clown jumped up and sat down, sputtering words of defense,<br />
The air he polluted with words convoluted; he just didn't make any sense.<br />
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The victims were blamed and a scapegoat was named as they tried to silence the fuss,<br />
All by himself, a cheater in Guelph was tossed under the CPC bus.<br />
After so many scandals, the Cons had a handle on playing blame game routine,<br />
With great feigned conviction, they rolled out a fiction by the name of Pierre Poutine.<br />
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Poutine was the one, that son of a gun, who robocalled all on that list,<br />
To lead them astray on election day to polls that didn't exist.<br />
Just one guy gone bad, this fictitious lad, with opportunity, motive and means,<br />
Though he didn't exist, he'd got voters' lists, and mounted an illegal scheme.<br />
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Though Deano kept trying, the people weren't buying his unlikely explanations,<br />
The public's too wise for Del Mastro's lies, his deflections and obfuscation.<br />
The truth will win out, of that we've no doubt, the guilty will not get away,<br />
Justice won't fail, they'll be sent to jail, those villains of election day.<br />
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<i>There are strange things done 'neath the Canadian sun</i><br />
<i>By politicians lusting for power;</i><br />
<i>The backroom boys have their techno-toys</i><br />
<i>That would make your blood go sour;</i><br />
<i>The ballot boxes have seen sly foxes,</i><br />
<i>But the slyest they ever did see</i><br />
<i>Was on election day, the second of May</i><br />
<i>When they butchered democracy.</i>JimBobbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04603665575714484326noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10753536.post-8537180884576273022012-02-07T10:37:00.000-05:002012-02-07T10:37:37.890-05:00BC's Huge Gamble - short film - Enbridge Northern Gateway Pipeline<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="274" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/UgvY6zBc3q4" width="480"></iframe>JimBobbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04603665575714484326noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10753536.post-16040207355696525622012-01-17T10:25:00.002-05:002012-01-17T10:30:18.005-05:00Enbridge lobbied 23 MPs, 3 deputy ministers, 1 chief of staff & other public office holders<i>(Reprinted from Lobby Monitor Newsletter)<br />
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<b>Enbridge did fall lobbying blitz</b><br />
January 12, 2012 - 9:22am | Lobby Monitor Staff<br />
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In-house lobbyists with Enbridge, the Calgary-based energy company behind the controversial Northern Gateway Pipeline, lobbied 23 MPs, three deputy ministers, one chief of staff and other designated public office holders this fall, communication reports filed with the Office of the Commissioner of Lobbying show.<br />
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Registrations filed with the commissioner's office have Patrick Daniel, Enbridge's president and CEO, listed as the responsible officer for the firm's in-house lobbying. D'Arcy Levesque, the vice president of public and government affairs, and Sonya Savage, the senior manager of government relations, are identified as the two company officials whose lobbying activities represent 20 per cent or more of their duties.<br />
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A communication report does not specify which officials did the lobbying, or if the communication was face-to-face or by telephone.<br />
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The registration says Enbridge officials were to lobby on “bills (such as C-606 "An Act to amend the Canada Shipping Act, 2001 (Prohibition against the transportation of oil by tankers on Canada's Pacific North Coast) - measure or area of interest is the proposed ban on oil tanker traffic.”<br />
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It also noted there could be “discussions regarding the development of a national energy strategy and the approach to opening new markets for natural resources” and that the company would be “seeking improved efficiencies in the environmental assessment processes.”<br />
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One communication shows Enbridge lobbied 22 MPs, all of them Conservative, at once. Another communication shows Enbridge's in-house lobbyists lobbied Louis Levesque, deputy minister of international trade at Foreign Affairs and International Trade Canada. Michael Wernick, deputy minister at Aboriginal Affairs and Northern Development Canada and Michael Horgan, a deputy minister at the finance ministry, were also lobbied, according to two separate communications.<br />
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Enbridge is also working with outside consultants, the registry showed. Ensight Canada's Jacquie LaRoque, Gregory Kolz and Robin Sears are registered to lobby the House of Commons and the Senate on behalf of the company.JimBobbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04603665575714484326noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10753536.post-48000176796623887432011-12-31T18:23:00.002-05:002011-12-31T18:25:50.680-05:00Mocha in MuskokaWhooee! Well, friends an' foes, ol' Dr. Dawg wrote hisself a parody version of ol' Merle Haggard's Okie from Muskokee an' it's all about how Tony Clement took $50 million earmarked for border security an' spent it on fixin' up his stompin' grounds so's he'd be sure an' get hisself re-elected. <a href="http://drdawgsblawg.ca/2011/12/mocha-in-muskoka.shtml">DawgFeller called his version Mocha in Muskoka</a>. Balbulican suggested maybe I'd sing it so Balbu an' some o' his buddies got together an' recorded up a backup track (dang good pickin' an' fiddlin', sez I).<br />
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Here's the video.<br />
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<b>Mocha in Muskoka</b><br />
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We don't vote for Dippers in Muskoka<br />
We don't take our trips with LPC<br />
We party with the party that delivers, <br />
And our borders are secure enough for me.<br />
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I'm proud to sip my mocha in Muskoka<br />
A place where money always grows on trees<br />
We rock ourselves to sleep on this gazebo<br />
'cause we like bein' rich and livin' free.<br />
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We're sparin' no expense in Tony's riding<br />
We're fixin' up the place to make it nice<br />
We'll lift your chandelier or we'll remove it<br />
And the government will gladly pay the price.<br />
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I'm proud to sip my mocha in Muskoka<br />
A place where money always grows on trees<br />
We rock ourselves to sleep on this gazebo<br />
'cause we like bein' rich and livin' free.<br />
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Armani's still in style for Bay Street lawyers<br />
Arriving for their summer on the green <br />
Croquet is still the roughest sport at Deerhurst<br />
No "Occupy Muskoka" will be seen.<br />
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We still wave to Tony from the boathouse<br />
In Parry Sound-Muskoka, Canada.<br />
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<a href="http://drdawgsblawg.ca/2011/12/mocha-in-muskoka.shtml">http://drdawgsblawg.ca/2011/12/mocha-in-muskoka.shtml</a>JimBobbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04603665575714484326noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10753536.post-21585707945459998862011-12-06T15:52:00.005-05:002011-12-06T16:13:44.218-05:00'Twas just weeks before Christmas in AttawapiskatWhooee! Well, friends an' foes, I got me a new video an' poem all about Attawapiskat. Here it is:<br />
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'Twas just weeks before Christmas, when all through the land,<br />
Attention was aimed at a First Nation band;<br />
Canadians heard as they'd oft heard before,<br />
Of hardship and squalour so hard to ignore;<br />
Of children shivering cold in their beds,<br />
While visions of plumbing danced in their heads;<br />
And Ma in her parka, and Pa in his cap,<br />
Thought they'd had quite enough of this poverty crap,<br />
Then down south in Ottawa there arose a big clatter,<br />
MP's rose in the House to discuss the matter.<br />
They pounded their desks, jumped up in a flash,<br />
They shifted the topic from hardship to cash.<br />
Forget about cold and new-fallen snow,<br />
Harper is asking where'd the money all go,<br />
Indignant but calm he rose to his feet,<br />
Said, first do an audit and then you'll get heat,<br />
Excuses, distractions and rhetoric quick,<br />
And a lack of compassion to rival Old Nick.<br />
More rapid than eagles his ministers came,<br />
To defend their inaction and divert the blame;<br />
"We're not responsible. Look what we've spent!<br />
Fifty thousand per person for food, heat and rent!<br />
Fifty thousand per person over five or six years!<br />
That ought to be plenty, so wipe off your tears!<br />
That ought to buy roads, clean water and schools,<br />
You wasted it all, incompetent fools"<br />
Defensive and red-faced, in rages they flew,<br />
Denying the truth about what they knew.<br />
And then, in a twinkling, Big Steve hatched a plan,<br />
Of third-party management, a white business man.<br />
He spent twenty minutes or so looking around,<br />
And put a manager on a plane northern bound.<br />
He was dressed all in wool, in a fine three-piece suit,<br />
Armed with pencils and papers and a chequebook to boot;<br />
A bundle of cash he had tight in his hand,<br />
And he looked like a banker and that was the plan.<br />
Harper's eyes -- how they twinkled! He wore a broad smile!<br />
The audits and studies would take quite a while!<br />
And time favoured Harper, he's sly as a rat,<br />
The focus will shift from Attawapiskat;<br />
He'd stall and he'd study and tell a few fibs,<br />
And dig up some scandal 'bout dippers or libs;<br />
With his pasty white face, he was suitably smug,<br />
For poor, hungry children, he just gave a shrug.<br />
They can shiver and shake in their tar paper shacks,<br />
Cold arctic can winds blow through the cracks;<br />
Christmas break's coming, there's no need for speed,<br />
There's slop pails to take care of toiletting needs;<br />
He spoke some big words, delegated his work,<br />
To the third-party guy, a white southern jerk,<br />
Then laying his finger aside of his nose,<br />
And giving a nod, on vacation he goes;<br />
He sprang for the door, to his caucus he whistled,<br />
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.<br />
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,<br />
"Happy Christmas to all, now shut up and good-night."JimBobbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04603665575714484326noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10753536.post-84982696333258901082011-06-23T12:45:00.001-04:002011-06-23T12:46:44.943-04:00MacKay - Baird Photo : Caption Contest<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Whooee! Well, friends an' foes, when I seen this here pitcher of ol' Johnny Baird eyeballin' Petey MacKay, I figgered it was cryin' out fer a caption contest. It ain't much of a contest on accounta there ain't any prizes. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Here's a couple to start it off.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">"Hmmmm... Why is there daylight coming through Pete's ear?"<br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">***********</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">"Nice skin. I wonder what moisturizer Pete uses."</div>JimBobbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04603665575714484326noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10753536.post-70579944841083978252011-03-21T12:19:00.005-04:002011-03-21T13:02:23.603-04:00Canada's nuclear waste management plan looks good on paper. Will it ever go beyond the planning stage?Whooee! Well, friends an’ foes, the other day, I tweeted calling attention to an article in StraightGoods.com, <a href="http://www.straightgoods.ca/2011/ViewArticle.cfm?Ref=240&Cookies=yes">Canadians can't afford Candu complacency</a>, by Paul McKay. One of my Twitter followers took exception to a number of points in the article and since it’s dang tough to give a detailed response in 140 characters or less, I’m using this blog post to kick off a more in-depth discussion.<br />
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The first point of contention relates to a quote from Paul McKay’s artcle:<br />
<blockquote>Some may contend that since our generation has already built two dozen Candu's that must be entombed some day, and created some 60,000 tonnes of lethal nuclear wastes, adding more is no big deal.<br />
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That might be plausible if there was a proven, safe method of dismantling defunct Candu reactors, and permanently isolating nuclear wastes for millenia. But there is not, and <strong>virtually no thought or resources are being devoted to such solutions.</strong><br />
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Meanwhile, the Canadian inventory of hellishly dangerous radioactive materials grows — and that is a fact for which our grandchildren will almost certainly curse us.</blockquote>The bold text is the part my Twitter friend took issue with. To dispute the veracity of McKay’s statement, his tweet linked to Canada’s <a href="http://www.nwmo.ca/home?language=en_CA">Nuclear Waste Management Organization</a> (NWMO) website. According to the NWMO website, the “Government of Canada (GoC) selected Canada’s plan for the long-term management of used nuclear fuel in June 2007.” <br />
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Okay, so there’s a plan. The timing begs a question, though. We’ve been accumulating highly radioactive spent fuel since Canada’s first nuclear power plant (NPP) was commissioned in 1954. In the 1970’s, 80’s and 90’s, most of Canada’s nuclear power plants were brought online and began creating 100’s of tonnes of waste annually. Doesn’t 2007 seem a bit late in the game to just be selecting a plan for dealing with such toxic and dangerous waste?<br />
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Considering the immediacy and severity of the waste problem, the mere fact that NWMO has a plan does not, at least to me, indicate a significant expenditure of thought or resources. Waiting until 60,000 tonnes of waste have accumulated on site at NPPs in Ontario, Quebec and New Brunswick before deciding on a plan borders on reckless endangerment… at least that’s how I see it.<br />
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So, how’s that plan progressing? Well, stage one of the plan is to find a willing host community that wants to have all of Canada’s nuclear waste stored underground nearby. Although NWMO and the GoC selected a plan back in 2007, <a href="http://www.nwmo.ca/sitingprocess">they didn’t start actively soliciting for a willing host community until 2010</a>. If – and it’s a big if – a willing host community comes forward and says it is willing to receive all present and future high-level nuclear waste, the geological conditions must be suitable. So, not only do we need a willing host community, that community must be located in an area with very specific physical attributes. <br />
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If the elusive willing community is found and if public resistance to harbouring deadly material is overcome, the plan then calls for building the deep geologic repository to safely contain the waste, isolated from ground water, for thousands of years.<br />
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</tbody></table>Like the current stored spent fuel, the deep geologic repository will need to be kept secure by use of a well-equipped, well-armed security force. <a href="http://www.saugeentimes.com/Bruce%20Power%20Tops%20at%20US%20SWAT%20Event.htm">SWAT teams are on duty today safe-guarding our 60,000 tonnes of nuclear waste</a> from those who could very easily fashion a dirty bomb from a small quantity of spent fuel.<br />
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Another big question: if the deep geologic repository is eventually built, how is highly radioactive waste going to be transported to the facility? Are the public highways and/or waterways to be used for carrying this deadly cargo? Will municipalities do as many European and American municipalities have done and declare themselves nuclear-free zones, thereby prohibiting the transportation of high level radioactive materials on their roads and highways?<br />
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Those 60,000 tonnes were created producing electricity that’s been used and paid for. Who pays for the construction of the waste storage facility? Who pays for the centuries of SWAT teams needed to secure that waste? Who pays for the transportation? <br />
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The expected lifespan of a nuclear power reactor is 40 years. That said, real life experience has shown that 25-30 years is more accurate. With costly, time-consuming refurbishments, it is conceivable that a reactor could deliver 60 years of service. The waste created during those 60 years, however, requires secure, safe storage for 100’s of years beyond the lifespan of the reactor. When the reactor is decommissioned, it obviously is no longer generating electricity… or revenue. There is a logical disconnect when we create an ongoing expense without creating an ongoing revenue source.<br />
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For what it’s worth, I can understand how this waste problem got to where it is. Back in the late 1940’s and early 1950’s, the energy sector was brimming with optimism. Hiroshima and Nagasaki demonstrated that we could derive massive amounts of energy from tiny bits of nearly inexhaustible fuel. Nuclear electricity generation was going to make energy so inexpensive that it would be “too cheap to meter.”<br />
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The early investors, developers and scientists were aware of the problem posed by spent nuclear fuel. But they were understandably confident that a solution would be found relatively quickly. After all, the atomic age was upon us. Nuclear weapons proliferation and “Atoms for Peace” were both employing the world’s brightest minds. Remarkable strides had been made in the past 10 years. Einstein was involved, for heaven sakes. Surely, a small problem like spent fuel would be solved in short order. Five years was a widely accepted prediction.<br />
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Fast forward 50 years to 2011 – or 2007, if you prefer – and we’re not a whole lot further ahead when it comes to permanently storing waste. We’re keeping it in <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spent_fuel_pool">concrete and steel water-filled tanks</a> and circulating cool water over it for anywhere from 1 to 10 years. At some point, it becomes cool enough to transfer to <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dry_cask_storage">dry cask storage</a>. It is these dry casks that will be moved to that deep geologic repository… someday, somewhere, if a suitable location is found.<br />
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But hold on a minute. The waste inside the dry casks will remain hazardous to human health for thousands of years. How about the dry casks? How long are they expected to last? The manufacturers of the dry casks say they’re good for 100 years. Nuclear waste management professionals feel that’s a modest estimate and that the casks should be good for at least 150 to 200 years. What then?<br />
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I will concede that having a plan is better than not having a plan. But a plan is not a storage solution. It is a storage solution on paper. It requires a whole series of happy events to actually achieve fruition: willing host, suitable geology, continued public investment and perhaps most important, the forgiveness of future generations for saddling them with a radioactive toxic legacy.<br />
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The mere existence of a plan is held out by the nuclear industry as proof that the waste issue is being handled. In fact, the waste issue is only being temporarily handled and the permanent disposition of waste is still, almost inexplicably, in a very early stage – the planning stage. A plan is not a solution and, in my opinion, does not constitute justification for building even more NPPs and generating even more high level radioactive waste.<br />
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Well, friends an’ foes, I done rambled on longer than I thought I would. You might say my plan for a concise rejoinder didn’t quite come to the quick and easy fruition I planned for. I got more arguments to make against nuclear energy. Next time, I plan to post something about the relationship between nuclear power generation and nuclear weaponry.<br />
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JimBobbyJimBobbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04603665575714484326noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10753536.post-29781230168241687642011-03-17T13:28:00.003-04:002011-03-17T13:43:46.109-04:00Think CANDUs are safer than anything else? Think again.It is a popular Canadian myth that CANDUs are exponentially safer than other reactor designs. Is nationalistic pride trumping real evidence? Or, has the massively funded PR machine of the nuclear industry convinced an all-too-gullible public with its "Don't worry. Be happy" corporate bullshit? If CANDUs are so safe, why can't AECL turn a profit? One would think a super-safe nuclear reactor would be the obvious choice but even Ontario is leaning away from CANDU heavy water technology and toward other designs.<br />
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Greenpeace's Shawn-Patrick Stensil has <a href="http://www.greenpeace.org/canada/en/Blog/can-a-nuclear-accident-happen-in-canada-quest/blog/33777">an excellent Q&A on whether Canada is safe from a nuclear accident</a>. Here's what he tells us about the CANDU.<br />
<blockquote><a href="http://www.greenpeace.org/canada/en/Blog/can-a-nuclear-accident-happen-in-canada-quest/blog/33777">Canada’s CANDU nuclear reactor is no safer than any other reactor design.</a> </blockquote><blockquote><a href="http://www.greenpeace.org/canada/en/Blog/can-a-nuclear-accident-happen-in-canada-quest/blog/33777">Following the accident at the American Three Mile Island nuclear station in 1979, an all-party committee of the Ontario Legislature (the Select Committee on Hydro Affairs) investigated Ontario’s nuclear policies. In its 1980 report to the legislature, the committee concluded that: </a> </blockquote><blockquote><i><a href="http://www.greenpeace.org/canada/en/Blog/can-a-nuclear-accident-happen-in-canada-quest/blog/33777">“It is not right to say that a catastrophic accident (in a CANDU reactor) is impossible ... The worst possible accident could involve the spread of radioactive poisons over large areas, killing thousands immediately, killing others through increasing susceptibility to cancer, risking genetic defects that could affect future generations, and possibly contaminating, for further habitation, large land areas...</a> </i></blockquote><blockquote><a href="http://www.greenpeace.org/canada/en/Blog/can-a-nuclear-accident-happen-in-canada-quest/blog/33777"><i>Accidents, mistakes and malfunctions do occur in [CANDU] nuclear plants: equipment fails; instrumentation gives improper readings; operators and maintainers make errors and fail to follow instructions; designs are inadequate; events that are considered `incredible' happen...no matter how careful we are, we must anticipate the unexpected.”</i></a></blockquote>Additionally, the spent fuel storage pools that must circulate cool water over hot waste for 10-15 years are essentially the same at CANDU facilities as at every other facility. We have no deep geologic repository for spent fuel. All spent fuel in North America is being stored on site at nuclear power plants.<br />
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Spent fuel will remain hazardous for 1000's of years past the time when the plant responsible for creating it has ceased production. No production means no income... obviously. Yet today, we have SWAT teams guarding nuke plants to ensure bad guys don't get their hands on spent fuel. Who will be paying for the SWAT team and keeping the SWAT team armed with advanced weaponry 100 years from now? 200 years from now? 250,000 years from now? Remember, the most optimistic lifespan of a nuke plant is 60 years, including refurbishment.<br />
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BTW, all of Canada's plants are about the same age as Fukushima's 1971 reactors. They're failing. Pickering's CANDU leaked 73,000 liters of contaminated water into Lake Ontario this week. NB's Pt Lepreau refurbishment is years behind schedule and costing millions and millions more than estimated. Bruce Power's refurbishment is 18 months behind schedule and 100's of millions over budget.<br />
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Pro-nuke spinmeisters and vested interests are flailing desperately. It's their death throes. AECL was already on the auction block at a fire sale price with precious few (2) qualified bidders. Right now, I don't think we could give it away.JimBobbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04603665575714484326noreply@blogger.com11