Now there's this here scientist feller who used t' work fer the US Department o' Agriculture who sez the Merkins is coverin' up the BSE mad cow. An' it ain't jest the shootin', shovellin' ranchers, neither. The gummint's in on it, too.
OTTAWA (CP) - A scientist and former inspector for the U.S Agriculture Department says he's willing to take a lie detector test to back his claim that his government is covering up mad cow disease.Ain't that a fine howdy-dowdy? The Merkins get all in a huff on accounta a solitary mad Canajun cow an' all the while, they're hidin' the evidence o' their own bovine spongey brains. Our Canajun cows is probbly a whole lot healthier'n them Merkins an' we're takin' it up the pooper fer bein' honest.