Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Kinsellerfeller's New Pryminister

Warren KinsellaWhooee! Ol' Warrin' Kinsellerfeller's got hisself a funny boog story today. It's all 'bout the guy who it looks like Kinseller figures is Pryminister de facto, HappyJack Laydown. Now, pore ol' Warren ain't figured out how t' get his boog set up with permylinks, so that link is jest t' his boog. The funny story is fer today's date, April the 27th.

Here's sum o' what the Liberal Prince o' Darkness has t' say 'bout "The Right Honourable Jack Layton, P.C., M.P., Prime Minister of Canada" --
Born in Hudson, Quebec in 1950, Mr. Layton grew up in Montreal and attended both McGill and York Universities. He holds a bachelor's degree from McGill University, and an MA and PhD from York University, his PhD thesis titled 'How To Run Entire Countries With A Caucus Of Less Than 20 MPs.'
Canada's newest Prime Minister is married to Olivia Chow, a former Toronto city councilor. He has two children, Sarah, 26, and Mike, 23. The family will be moving into 24 Sussex as soon as the present occupants can be made to understand that they do not run the country any more- and, in fact, never did.
Yeow! Like I sed before, ol' Polly Wolly Fartin' Martin's probbly wishin' he'd been nicer t' Kinsellerfeller when he first took over from Johnny Chretien.

Yores trooly,


RossK said...

Re: Being nicer.

Perhaps Jim Bobby, perhaps.

Tell you what really scares me, though.....Mr. Kinsella and I appear to have exactly the same record collection.

Anonymous said...

Jeez, that there Warrin Kinsellerfeller is darn-tootin' hilaareoos. Dey shuld git him a berth on Hee-Haw, and he culd teech'em all bout Joe Strummer and other gitar players. Then he culd make a joke bout Gomer Pyle, and they'd all punch him in de head.

Len Kutchma said...

It's not often I agree with Kinsella on anything but I certainly do on this.

JimBobby said...

Whooee! Thankee fer the comments, fellers. I see ol' Inspector Normy's tryin' t' give Kinsellerfeller the gears over t' that there BoogsCanadee Egroup. Ol' Warrin' is in there commentin' an' defendin' hisself. He ain't doin' a haff-bad job of it neither. Makes the Inspector look like a mud-throwin' idjit, sez I.