Sunday, April 24, 2005

Outrage o' the Week

Whooee! Well friends an' foes, there's lots o' stuff t' be outraged over this week, no two ways 'bout it. Ol' Polly Wolly Fartin' Martin's little Liberal party commercial on TV is one outrageous thing. An' there's more brown stuff hittin' the fan with this here Arar deal where the Merkins sent that Canajun cityzen over t' Syria so's he could get tortured an' nobuddy in the Canajun gummint lifted a finger t' stop 'em.

An' then there's this one where a 16 year-old numbnuts in Trawna posted up nudie pitchers of his 15 year-old ex-sweetie onta sum Merkin website. The cops is chargin' the dumbass teenager with kiddie porn so now he'll be wearin' that label fer the rest o' his worthless life. An' what's really outrageous is the Merkin website won't take down the pitchers o' that nekkid 15 year-old.

The kinda thing really gets me chewin' nails an' fartin' tacks is waste in gummint. I reckon my big outrage fer this week's gotta be this here thing 'bout payin' off the pore damn First Nations fellers an' gals who was kidnapped an' took away t' these here residential schools. A few years ago, the Canajun gummint sez it's gonna pay off the victims an' they set up this here bureaucrazy fer doin' jest that. 'Bout time, right?

Now, it turns out that this here gummint outfit that's sposed t' dole out the cash ain't even doled out $1 million but they run up expenses o' $34 million. Here's a bit from offa the CBC:
REGINA - The cost of a program that was supposed to fast track claims of residential school abuse is skyrocketing. The cost of administering the program has reached $34 million, while less than $1 million has been paid out.
Shee-it! What in hell's wrong with this here gummint we got? Can't they do nuthin' without spendin' t' the Nth degree?

Yores trooly,

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