Here's sum o' what the Liberal Prince o' Darkness has t' say 'bout "The Right Honourable Jack Layton, P.C., M.P., Prime Minister of Canada" --
Born in Hudson, Quebec in 1950, Mr. Layton grew up in Montreal and attended both McGill and York Universities. He holds a bachelor's degree from McGill University, and an MA and PhD from York University, his PhD thesis titled 'How To Run Entire Countries With A Caucus Of Less Than 20 MPs.'Yeow! Like I sed before, ol' Polly Wolly Fartin' Martin's probbly wishin' he'd been nicer t' Kinsellerfeller when he first took over from Johnny Chretien.
Canada's newest Prime Minister is married to Olivia Chow, a former Toronto city councilor. He has two children, Sarah, 26, and Mike, 23. The family will be moving into 24 Sussex as soon as the present occupants can be made to understand that they do not run the country any more- and, in fact, never did.