Whooee! I seen in this mornin's newspaper that Newsweek, the big Merkin magazine that's sorta like Maclean's, has got themselves a little tempest brewin' in their teapot. The latest edition o' Newsweek has got a big ol' pitcher o' Martha Stewart on the cover. The onliest troublem is that the head's MarthaGal's but the body belongs t' sumbuddy else.
The writin' on the cover sez "After Prison She's Thinner, Wealthier & Ready for Prime Time." Now, if you ask me (which nobuddy did), I'd say that when they start yammerin' 'bout her bein' thinner, the pitcher oughta be showing her own thinner body an' not sumbuddy else.
The Newsweek fellers put up a little photygraph credit that's sposed t' explain it all an' I reckon they figgered everybuddy who seen the cover would look fer the little wee credit an' figger out that they's lookin' at Martha's noggin on top o' who knows who's body.
Well, I figger if the bigboys at a big magazine like Newsweek ken go photoshoppin' an' make sum pitchers with the wrong heads onta the wrong shoulders, why not me? Looks like fun, sez I.
Last week when I had my shorts all in a knot 'bout ol' General Clarkson, I got t' wondrin' jest who it was that she reminded me of. Then it came t' me all in a flash.
Anybuddy else see a resemblement?