I ain't startin' out with my usual "Whooee!" on accounta I don't feel much like whoopin' an' I don't reckon it'd be showin' the sorta respect I wanna show.
Ol' JimBobby likes t' blather on 'bout stuff in the news an' I try t' make sum jokes an' wrap serious stuff up in a funny sorta package. There's only but one news story I'm payin' any tension to today an' there ain't nuthin' funny about it an' there ain't any way I'm gonna try t' make it funny.
I'm feelin' a big hurt an' I gotta heap o' sympathy fer the pore families that lost their younguns yesterday. I see that there's some other boogs where they's talkin' 'bout this an' that regardin' these here murders an' mebbe I'll put my two pennies in here an' there an' mebbe I won't.
On this here JimBobby Sez boog, I'm jest sayin' I'm sorry fer everybuddy that's lost a loved one an' I'm sorry t' see our home an' native land sufferin' such a tragedy. That's all I got fer today an' I'll try t' come back tomorrow in a better mood.