A coupla years ago, I took a test on the internets. There's an ad that pops up with ol' Albert Einstein's pitcher an' he's invitin' everybuddy t' take the test. I took it an' danged if I didn't get the exact same score as when I was 14 or 15 -- 135.
Now the CBC's givin' an IQ test an' I took it just now. Saskboy pointed the way an' inspired me t' take the test when he posted up his score. Here's how I done --
At least I'm consistent. I woulda thought I'd o' gotten a lot stoopider when I got older -- 'specially, after all the pot-smokin'.
Yores trooly,
JimBobby
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How did your wife do?
Whooee! Ma ain't taken the test, Gene. If she does, I won't give out her score unless she sez I can.
Ma's got a little more education than me an' she makes a lot more money than me. That ain't sayin' a whole lot since I scrape by on next t' nuthin'.
Thankee fer droppin' by, GeneFeller. Anarchist commie libertarians are always welcome. :)
JB
JimBobby, aka JimmyBob, that was fiendish, and I shall resent forever that you tempted me into that wicked exercise.
I only got 123. I utterly failed on the last section, staring at those tomato baskets and lobster traps and rickety rails. I can barely see as it is (I think I have a couple of years on you, JB).
The part I was most skeert of was the math section, but I managed a 9/12, some of which has to be sheer dumb luck. Figurin' out tips on restaurant bills gives me panic attacks.
I hope we can still be friends, though.
yr stupider older sister, skdadl
Skdaddler! I learn somethin' new everyday. I maybe ain't been payin' close enough attention but I didn't know you were a sister an' not a brother. Shame on me.
I found the jigsaw puzzle part the toughest, too. Lucky fer me, I got some special 'puter glasses an' a sharpish LCD screen Ma bought fer me back on my 57th birthday.
JB
You thought I was a BOY?!?
Sorry Skdaddler, I guess I never really thought about it until yer "sister" comment. I din't think you was a boy. I thought you was a man.
I probbly only thought that on accounta the politickle boogeysphere's top-heavy with testosterone.
A thousand apologies, SkdadlGal.
JB
Never you mind, JimBobby. I've been called worse. ;-)
Uh...Jim? Same here. If skdadl hadn't posted here I would have thought the thing had been fixed!
according to that test I'm pretty dumb-in fact only a few points up from being mildly retarded. I know you don't have to be genius to do a PhD, but i don't think someone with an IQ of 90 (that apparently I have) could pull it off. I I must be having a bad brain day :P
Well, well, well jimbobby!
Congrats! A score of 135 places you in the genius category.
As with skdadl, I got tripped up on the jigsaw puzzle section but still score just a little bit behind jimbobby.
Must be the 'BC Hydro'.
I did really well on my last IQ test. Jimbobby was in his 30s then and I was in the 140s (IQ that is). Now I am 127 (IQ again) and I rarely smoked pot. My eyes are bad though - yeah thats it the eyes.
Do we have to call you Mr. Sez now?
Whooee! Thankee fer all them comments, fellers an' gals.
I maybe done okay on the IQ test but I don't do so good on the cholesterol test.
JB
All the King's horses and all the King's men, and/or a serenade or three from Sandy B, couldn't get me to take that darned test.
Still, if I did, and then had to hang out down there with Rosie, soon-to-be PhD, well, I'd be OK with that.
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And hey, how good can that darned test be anyway if you don't get dinged extra points for not having divined, beforehand, that skdadl is a gal not a feller?
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