Canadian Blogosphere Victory - 9 Year Old to be Freed

Whooee! Well friends an' foes, yesterday we got some good news. Kevin Yourdkhani is the 9 year old Canajun boy who's been locked up in a badass jailhouse down in Texas fer the past month, or so. There's been a few Canajun boogers who been agitatin' fer Kevin in their boogs. Annamarie's been on it like a dog on a bone (I mean that in a good sense, AnnieGal - not a Peter MacKay sense.) an' AprilReign, Hope an' Onions, Kuri, Skdaddler, liberal catnip an' some others, too.

The boogers was all tellin' boog-readers t' write letters first t' Petey MacKay an' later t' Diane Finley. Lotsa letters was written. I wrote t' both MacKay an' Finley an' I know a lot of other boogers an' boog readers followed the boogin' advice an' wrote, too. I kept my letters short an' I appealed t' their sense o' human decency. So far, I ain't heard back from neither one of 'em but that ain't so important as knowin' that they finally did what we been tellin' 'em t' do in all our letters.

Anyways, gettin' back t' the good news part... Diane Finley's lettin' Kevin an' his Ma an' Pa inta Canada on a temporary basis. This is all we been askin' fer -- get the pore little feller outta them inhumane conditions. I'm happy t' see Diane doin' the right thing but I ain't gonna write her another letter an' tell her until she answers the first one I sent her.

So far, I ain't seen nothin' in the MSM (main street media) that gives any credit t' Canajun boogers fer keepin' this story alive but deep down, I reckon if the boogers hadn't kept boogin' about Kevin, the MSM wouldn't o' started askin' the selfsame questions we been askin' fer weeks now. This is a bigass victory fer the Canajun boogeysphere an' I figger all boogers can feel better knowin' we got a little influence an' if we keep shoutin' long enough, somebuddy'll start listenin'.

JimBobby

What's MacKay Waiting for? The Decider?

Whooee! Well decent humans, ol' JimBobby's gettin' pissed off. I wrote t' Pete MacKay last week an' I told him t' act in the name o' human decency an' get this here 9 year old Canajun boy outta the Merkan jailhouse. I ain't heard diddly-squat back from the numbnuts but I seen in the mornin's paper he sez he ain't decided what t' do just yet.

WASHINGTON (CP) - Canada hasn't decided yet what to do about a Canadian boy and his Iranian parents who are being held at Texas detention centre for illegal immigrants, Foreign Affairs Minister Peter MacKay said Friday.

What's he waitin' for? Maybe he can't decide until the Decider tells him what his decision is.



It ain't a tough decision like what should you eat fer lunch. It's an easy decision. Nine year olds don't belong in jail. Canajun kids don't belong in Merkan jails. If you got any human decency, that ain't rocket science.

Annamarie over t' Verbena-19's keepin' MacKay's feet t' the fire an' now the main street media's lookin' inta the situation an' MacKay better get off his ass an' work fer the welfare o' Kevin, the 9 year old Canajun citizen who's in the Texas jailhouse.

Here's a song I done last Sunday on the whole sorry mess -

Nine Year Old Blues

Chewin' nails an' fartin' tacks,
JimBobby

Nine Year Old Blues (audio)

Whooee! Well decent humans, I been stewin' on this here situation with 9 year-old Kevin the Canajun who's bein' held in that there Texas jailhouse after he an' his Iranian parents was hauled off a plane that was s'posed t' land in Canada but had t' land in Puerto Rico instead on accounta some passenger had a heart attack. I wrote me up a song an' I asked my squirrel-huntin' buddy Steve from down the street t' back me up on the guitar.

This song's made up t' the tune o' Johnny Cash's Fulsom Prison Blues. Here's the MP3.

Nine Year Old Blues

I hear the train a comin´
It´s rolling down the line
I'm a Canadian citizen, my age is only nine
But I'm stuck in a Merkan prison, I'm beggin' Pete MacKay
Start phoning Condoleezza and get me out today...

I ain't much more than a baby and my family's locked up, too
I'm lost in legal limbo and I don't know what to do
I ended up in Texas, where I ain't got no rights
I'm askin' MacKay an' Harper to take up my fight...

I see MacKay with Condi holdin' hands and flashin' smiles,
They're eatin' fancy dinners and I'm stuck here all the while,
Well, we never seen it comin', now we can't get free,
But Pete keeps kissin' Condi's ass
While the Merkans torture me...

Well, if Pete's got human decency
He'll get us out of jail
He'll call his girlfriend Condi and tell my sorry tale
Kiddies locked in Texas prisons, a tale that must be told
Please help me get out, Peter, I'm only nine years old.

I hear the train a comin´
It´s rolling down the line
I'm a Canadian citizen, my age is only nine
But I'm stuck in a Merkan prison, I'm beggin' Pete MacKay
Start phoning Condoleezza and get me out today.

CLICK HERE FOR THE MP3 AUDIO DOWNLOAD

JimBobby

Calling Peter MacKay, Seeking Human Decency

Whooee! Well decent humans, I got my knickers in a twist over this here bizness where the torturin' Merkans got a Canajun family -- includin' a 9 year old kiddie -- all locked up in one o' their dungeons down in BushLand Texas. There's plenty o' Canajun boogers who been postin' up boog stories on this. If yer havin' troublems with my way o' writin', take a gander at AnnieMarie's verbena-19 or liberal catnip or Kuri's boog or Democracy Now or Hope an' Onions or Skdaddler.

If the Merkans lockin' up a 9 year old Canajun citizen is makin' you chew nails an' fart tacks an' yer pee's gettin' all sudsy, there's only about one thing you can do an' that's send a letter or email t' Condi's Canajun boyfriend Petey MacKay an' tell him what I told him.

I told Petey MacKay t' act fer the sake o' human decency an' if he's a decent human, he will.

By my count, the pore little feller's been in the Merkan jail fer 21 days already. This sorta thing can kill kiddies so do sumpin' fast even if it's only sendin' a email t' Condi's Nova Scotia Duck Dog.

Here's where PeteFeller's got his addresses posted up on the internets -- http://petermackay.ca/?page_id=7

Here's his email address -- mackap1@parl.gc.ca

He's got some fax numbers posted up, too. Ma sends a lot o' letters fer Amnesty International an' she uses the fax quite a bit fer that sorta stuff. My experience sez MP's react better t' paper mail than t' email. Maybe they react better t' faxes, too, so if you got a fax machine or if yer a techno-whiz-kid an' can make WinFax work, send faxes. If yer floatin' in dough, send a registered letter by courier or same-day Canada Post.

If yer a booger an' you gotcher own little boog, do like I'm doin' an' post up a boog story. The lazyasses in the main street media (MSM) notice it when a buncha boogers are all boogin' on the selfsame outrage.

Pissed off,
JimBobby