Lizzie made the grave polytickle neofighter mistake o' thinkin' the Dips an' Grits might be more interested in what's good fer Canajuns than in winnin' seats an' gainin' power. That rubs the wrong way fer old-line, mud-slingin', polyticks-as-usual partisan power lusters.
I’m a Greenie so it won’t be no surprise that I’m standin’ alongside o’ MuskokieBill an’ Art Deco. If the NDP's worried ’bout rigged electionvotes but they're willin’ to accept the idea that a MP can be elected in a 4 way race with 26% o’ the vote, their priorities is jumbled up, sez I. In Q-beck , where they’ll have 5-way races, a MP can win with 21%.
Earth Mother Lizzie May’s after what’s best fer Canada an’ what’s best fer democracy. Our ol’ fashioned FPTP system is a slap in the face t’ democracy. If the Grits an’ Dippers really wanna do what’s best fer Canajuns, they’ll do what it takes t’ get us complyin’ with Kyoto. Allowin’ the Cons t’ win when they got more’n 60% o’ the voters against ‘em ain’t what’s best fer Canada. Any idjit who ain’t wearin’ partisan blinders oughta be able t’ see that.
Like Billy Muskoke sez over t' Bob's Blahg, Lizzie May’s a breath o’ fresh air an’ her inexperience in the mudslingin’ world o’ polyticks-as-usual shouldn’t oughta count against her. The Dips is scared shitless an’ they're lashin’ out at their allies in what the opposin’ general calls the Battle of Kyoto.
Are Dippers more concerned with power than with what’s best fer Canada an’ ol’ Mother Earth? Sure as hell looks that way.
The Dips useta have a slogan -
“Liberal, Tory - same old story.”Now, I reckon we can change that -
“Liberal, Tory, NDP — They look the same to me.”
There’s funny British TV show called Little Britain where they do a routine starrin’ Daffyd, the only gay in his Welsh village. He's got a persecution complex an' he don’t want any other queers t’ move in t' spread the grief around.
“I’m the only gay in the village,” sez he.
The DippyWips remind me o’ the goofy gay -
“We’re the only third party in Parliament.”
Wake up, mudslingers. Remember who yer enemy is. Here’s a hint - it’s the ones who stand t’ win a majority an’ kill Kyoto fer good.