Sunday, April 29, 2012

New Song: "The Ballad of Steve Harper"

Whooee! Well, friends an' foes, I done it again. Here's a new song all about Steve Harper set to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies theme song.

The Ballad of Steve Harper

Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named Steve
Sneaky politician, dirty tricks up his sleeve
The oil companies needed a man on the inside,
So they bought a buncha votes and gave Ol' Steve a ride
(To Ottawa, that is. Parliament Hill.)

Well the first thing you know old Steve's the PM
The oil boys are happy 'cause he's workin' just for them
Environmental rules was holdin' oil back
So Harper killed the rules an' put the pipelines on the track
(Fast track that is, supertankers, Chinese money)

Well now it's time to say goodbye to Steve and all his crew
You've shown Canadians the kind of damage you can do
You're not invited back again to this locality
Since you took advantage of our hospitality
(Big Oil's bitches, that's what they call 'em,
Not nice folks. Get the hell out now, ya hear?)

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

New Song & Video: "Bev's Crystal Chandelier"

Whooee! Well, friends an' foes, I reckon the latest Bev Oda schmozzle ain't anywhere near as important as the robocalls election fraud thing or the F35 deal but I had a couplafew requests to do a song about Bev an' I aim to please my thousands an' thousands of adulating fans.

Monday, April 23, 2012

New song & video: "You Cheatin' Cons"

Whooee! Well, friends an' foes, the whole robocalls election fraud scandal's been getting pushed to the back burner. The F-35 fiasco and Lifestyles of the Rich and  Bev Oda are taking priority. Thing is... the election fraud issue is probably our most troubling problem. It goes straight to the heart of our democracy -- or lack thereof.

I'm doin' my bit to keep the voter suppression scandal in focus. Here's a song I made over the weekend:

Thursday, April 19, 2012

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Saturday, April 14, 2012

Ol' JB sings a mournful tune: Hang Down Your Head, Peter MacKay

Whooee! Well, friends an' foes, I recorded up another song. This one's all about that famous liar from down east in Nova Scotia, Peter MacKay. I reckon ol' Petey really oughta hang down his head in shame. If he thinks anyone believes his BS, he's delusional.

Sunday, April 08, 2012

Power & Politics & Parody - Harper Answers F-35 Questions

Whooee! Well, friends an' foes, I spent a little time putting words into ol' King Steve's mouth. In this episode, "Kevin" Solomon hears how those who question the PM on the F-35 deal are enemies of freedom & enemies of Canada.

Friday, April 06, 2012

CBC's Power & Politics... after the budget cuts

Whooee! Well, friends an' foes, I cobbled up another video. This time, I'm takin' a shot at the budget cuts to the CBC. It's kinda long so I won't blather on too much about it. Here it is:

Sunday, April 01, 2012

Ol' JB Screeches Out Another Song: "On the Ropes Again"

Whooee! Well, friends an' foes, the young Trudeau feller surprised me last night when he whupped the trash-talkin' senator's sorryass. I had a video sing-song all done up fer when Justin got his ass handed to him but danged if i didn't hafta toss that one in the dumper an' start over again this mornin'.

There's a couplafew high notes I couldn't reach up to on this here song so I hope you'll take 'em with a grain o' salt or maybe with a heapin' glass o' grain alcohol.