Saturday, October 06, 2012

JB sings: "Where the Heck is Gerry Ritz"

Whooee! Well, friends an' foes, I reckon ol' Gerry Ritz might be better off if he hides out.

Where the Heck is Gerry Ritz?

If you're sick and you don't know
what to do. Ate a burger, now you've
Got a bad case of the shits
Where the heck is Gerry Ritz?

The minister is on a hide away
Dreaming up talking points to say
To dodge the hits
Where the heck is Gerry Ritz?

Doesn't want to make a public blooper
Maybe E.coli has got him on the pooper (super duper)

Now, the opposition's serious
Jumping up in Question Period
The food system is on the fritz
Where the heck is Gerry Ritz?


Beijing York said...


Gerry Ritz has been so successful in hiding that I didn't even recognize him!

JimBobby said...

The 80's porn mustache gives him away.

Anonymous said...

Funny. I think I saw Gerry in my toilet bowl, last night, just before I flushed....

Anonymous said...

Priceless. Made me laugh.