Way Down Yonder in the Pumpkin Patch

Whooee! Well, friends an' foes, I just wanna share another little slice o' rural life with all my erudite readers. I was out on an errand the other day an' I spotted this here bigass field chock full o' ripe pumpkins 'bout as far as the eye could see. I figgered some Toronto elites might like to see it, too.

These here pumpkins was just north of Waterford an' next weekend they got their big Pumpkinfest. It's only about an hour an' a half outta Trawna so if any city slickers wanna taste o' rural culture, c'mon down.

JimBobby