Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Anti-Merkinism, Anti-Canajunism an' Pundidiocy

Whooee! I was jest over t' Adam Daifeller's boog where he's got hisself a letter posted up that he wrote t' that bowtie-wearin' jackass Tucker Carlson. Seems this here numbnuts Carlstunned's been shootin' off his yap 'bout Canadee. What he sez ain't too purty. This dumb mothertucker's the selfsame idjit who sed sumpin' awhile back 'bout Canajuns doin' nuthin' but ridin' 'round in dogsleds.

These here Merkin polytickal commentator pundidiots is doin' a dandyass job o' showin' everybuddy jest how ignorant they are when it comes t' knowin' diddlydumplin' 'bout their bigass next door neighbour an' largest tradin' partner an' biggest source o' foreign oil. Alls the ignoramuses is doin' by trash-talkin' Canadee is playin' right inta the hands o' the Gritty More-Canajun-Than-Thou Polly Wolly Fartin' Martin. Ol' Polly's jest gotta wrap hisself up in the Canajun flag an' count up the votes. It's hard t' imagine Merkins doin' sumpin' that'd have the exact opposite result as they was expectin'. ;)

Most Canajuns that I know - an' I don't know anywhere near most o' the 30-odd million of us - say they like Merkin people but they can't stomach ol' Dubya Bushfeller. Y'know, it was the Merkin people who re-elected Bushboy after seeing what sorta feller he is. 'Ccording t' the rack-n-pinion polls lately, most Merkins ain't happy with the Bushman. Mebbe they voted fer'm in 2004 but they ain't all backin'm now.

Most Merkins I know - an' I know a few but nowheres near 240 million of 'em - don't know nuthin' 'bout Canadee. They couldn't tell you who the Pryminister is or what the names of our politickal parties are or anythin' 'bout our dumbass Westminster parliment. I met a feller in Washington, DC a few years back who put up a good argument that Canadee was part o' the USA. He weren't particular stoopid. He jest figgered Canadee was one o' them states he'd heard 'bout but had no intention o' visitin' like North Dakota or Idaho.

This here MotherTucker Carlstunned ain't stoopid, neither.

He's jest ignorant.

Yores trooly,
JimBobby

6 comments:

Annamarie said...

Good post! I like your original writing style and find it refreshing.

Take care and happy holidays -- or merry Christmas, if that's what you prefer, as it doesn't make any difference to me...

regards,
annamarie :)

JimBobby said...

Thankee, annamarie. Merry Christmas back atcha.
jb

Mark Francis said...

Merry Christmas!

Len said...

Have a very Merry Christmas JB!!!

Zorpheous said...

Merry Christmas JimBobby, to all and yours, frome me and mine.

Zorpheous

JimBobby said...

Whooee! Thankee fer them there holiday wishes, Mark an' Len an' Zorph. Ma an' I are doin' sum Christmas visitin' an' right now I'm up in Penetang at Ma's little sister's place. When I get back home, I'll be postin' up boog stories more often on accounta the election vote comin' up.

Happy New Year an' Happy Hannuka an' Happy Kwanzaa an' whatever other happy holiday you might be celebratin' fer the winter solstice.

Yores trooly,
JimBobby