A coupla years ago, I took a test on the internets. There's an ad that pops up with ol' Albert Einstein's pitcher an' he's invitin' everybuddy t' take the test. I took it an' danged if I didn't get the exact same score as when I was 14 or 15 -- 135.
Now the CBC's givin' an IQ test an' I took it just now. Saskboy pointed the way an' inspired me t' take the test when he posted up his score. Here's how I done --
At least I'm consistent. I woulda thought I'd o' gotten a lot stoopider when I got older -- 'specially, after all the pot-smokin'.
Yores trooly,
JimBobby
How did your wife do?
ReplyDeleteWhooee! Ma ain't taken the test, Gene. If she does, I won't give out her score unless she sez I can.
ReplyDeleteMa's got a little more education than me an' she makes a lot more money than me. That ain't sayin' a whole lot since I scrape by on next t' nuthin'.
Thankee fer droppin' by, GeneFeller. Anarchist commie libertarians are always welcome. :)
JB
JimBobby, aka JimmyBob, that was fiendish, and I shall resent forever that you tempted me into that wicked exercise.
ReplyDeleteI only got 123. I utterly failed on the last section, staring at those tomato baskets and lobster traps and rickety rails. I can barely see as it is (I think I have a couple of years on you, JB).
The part I was most skeert of was the math section, but I managed a 9/12, some of which has to be sheer dumb luck. Figurin' out tips on restaurant bills gives me panic attacks.
I hope we can still be friends, though.
yr stupider older sister, skdadl
Skdaddler! I learn somethin' new everyday. I maybe ain't been payin' close enough attention but I didn't know you were a sister an' not a brother. Shame on me.
ReplyDeleteI found the jigsaw puzzle part the toughest, too. Lucky fer me, I got some special 'puter glasses an' a sharpish LCD screen Ma bought fer me back on my 57th birthday.
JB
You thought I was a BOY?!?
ReplyDeleteSorry Skdaddler, I guess I never really thought about it until yer "sister" comment. I din't think you was a boy. I thought you was a man.
ReplyDeleteI probbly only thought that on accounta the politickle boogeysphere's top-heavy with testosterone.
A thousand apologies, SkdadlGal.
JB
Never you mind, JimBobby. I've been called worse. ;-)
ReplyDeleteUh...Jim? Same here. If skdadl hadn't posted here I would have thought the thing had been fixed!
ReplyDeleteaccording to that test I'm pretty dumb-in fact only a few points up from being mildly retarded. I know you don't have to be genius to do a PhD, but i don't think someone with an IQ of 90 (that apparently I have) could pull it off. I I must be having a bad brain day :P
ReplyDeleteWell, well, well jimbobby!
ReplyDeleteCongrats! A score of 135 places you in the genius category.
As with skdadl, I got tripped up on the jigsaw puzzle section but still score just a little bit behind jimbobby.
Must be the 'BC Hydro'.
I did really well on my last IQ test. Jimbobby was in his 30s then and I was in the 140s (IQ that is). Now I am 127 (IQ again) and I rarely smoked pot. My eyes are bad though - yeah thats it the eyes.
ReplyDeleteDo we have to call you Mr. Sez now?
Whooee! Thankee fer all them comments, fellers an' gals.
ReplyDeleteI maybe done okay on the IQ test but I don't do so good on the cholesterol test.
JB
All the King's horses and all the King's men, and/or a serenade or three from Sandy B, couldn't get me to take that darned test.
ReplyDeleteStill, if I did, and then had to hang out down there with Rosie, soon-to-be PhD, well, I'd be OK with that.
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And hey, how good can that darned test be anyway if you don't get dinged extra points for not having divined, beforehand, that skdadl is a gal not a feller?
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