Whooee! Well, friends an' foes, when I seen this here pitcher of ol' Johnny Baird eyeballin' Petey MacKay, I figgered it was cryin' out fer a caption contest. It ain't much of a contest on accounta there ain't any prizes.
Here's a couple to start it off.
"Hmmmm... Why is there daylight coming through Pete's ear?"
"Nice skin. I wonder what moisturizer Pete uses."